Sign #1: You check your mobile phone every few minutes for Facebook notifications, Insta likes etc.
Sign #2: You act like its the end of the world is over when you have no Internet access.
Sign #3: You think you are cool when you use words like BRB, LOL and other social media lingos.
Sign #4: You always check-in to let everyone know where you are.
Sign #5: Announcing to everyone your daily routine become a daily routine!
Sign #6: You hang out with other social media addicts.
Sign #7: You tag your friends on pictures when they are not there.
Sign #8: You use too many #hashtags
Sign #9: You make urgent requests on Facebook for everyone to send you ‘lives’ on Candy Crush like your life depends on it.
Sign #10: You believe you are as popular in real life as you are on social media.
Sign #11: You lose your mind when your pictures are not able to be uploaded.
Sign #12: ‘Tweets’, ‘Insta’, ‘Updates’, ‘Hashtags’ and other jargons become part of your vocab.
Sign #13: You create a Facebook account for your little dog Tinkerbell and ask everyone to like it!
Sign #14: You cannot live a day without social media.
Sign #15: You think people with no social media accounts are losers and have no friends.
Sign #16: You tell people how many friends, followers or friend requests you have.
Sign #17: You love to stalk people via Facebook.
Sign #18: You check your Facebook wall first thing in the morning before breakfast.
Sign #19: You feel proud when your picture gets a 100+ likes on Facebook.
Sign #20: You classify time spent on social media as work or “research time”.
Sign #21: You use your Twitter handle when creating profiles on online games or dating sites.
Sign #22: You get upset when nobody comments on your updates in Facebook.
Sign #23: You spend at least 4 hours a day on social media.
Sign #24: You add/accept randoms to make up the numbers.
Sign #25: You would wake up in the middle of the night to check your social media.
Sign #26: You prefer Facebook messaging to texting.
Sign #27: You just have to take a picture of your fancy food before eating.
Sign #28: You think that the blue Twitter bird exists in real life.
Sign #29: You type “hahahahahaah” or ROFL while you are actually not even laughing out loud.
Sign #30: You start saying retarded words like “Bae”.
Sign #31: You claim that you will deactivate your Facebook, only to log back in the next day!
Sign #32: You feel upset when nobody likes your picture within the first 5 minutes.
Sign #33: You’re browsing History is filled mostly with Facebook.
Sign #34: You greet your friends by their social media handle.
Sign #35: You SnapChat yourself doing the craziest S@#t!.
Sign #36: You like your own pictures and posts.
Sign #37: You use phrases like “Hashtag Fail” in normal conversations.
Sign #38: You go to be with your phone.
Sign #39: You post semi-nudes of yourself often and expect people to compliment you.
Sign #40: Your house is a check-in location.
Sign #41: You take ages in the toilet checking all the social media affairs.
Sign #42: You go on full-panic mode when accidentally liking someone’s post or picture.
Sign #43: You notice immediately if your number of followers, likes etc. drops.
Sign #44: You think a girls/guys have a crush on you if they like your post.
Sign #45: You haven’t had a real hobby for years.
Sign #46: You eat at restaurants based on pictures you’ve seen on your friends wall.
Sign #47: Your posts are influenced based on how many likes or shares you think you will get.
Sign #48: You use emoticons in most of your replies.
Sign #49: Hell breaks loose when you need to check your Facebook but you can’t find your phone.
Sign #50: You Share this goat for no reason.
Iman Bahrani
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With well over a decade of experience as a Digital Marketing, SEO, and business consulting veteran, Iman Bahrani has kept his finger on a deep pulse of what it means to achieve maximum brand awareness and online impact, with experiences ranging from successful search engine optimization to effective social media campaigns. With clients that included ASX listed companies and some of the most recognized brand names as well as small-to-medium businesses across Australia, US, Canada, and UK, it was only a matter of time before Iman founded Searchical, Australia’s premier SEO company.
